IS “CHEETO JESUS” A DEROGATORY NAME?

IS “CHEETO JESUS” A DEROGATORY NAME?

Everyone has experienced name-calling at some stage in their lives. It is often the domain of young children who are not able to act more maturely or solve problems without calling others names. Children will often strike out at others with names like Fatso, Stupid, Big Nose, Bucky for buckteeth or Skinhead for short hair. It is the ultimate blow a child can deliver to hurt another child. Sadly, this childhood deficiency has now risen to adulthood and even more alarmingly to the level of world leaders. How tragic is that? And we all know who is the global leader in personal name-calling.

Donald Trump has disgraced not only his office as US President but has lowered his own personal image to that of an immature child on a school playground. Among dozens of individuals he has called demeaning names, along with his insulting labels, are :

Joe Biden- Crazy Joe Biden, Sleepy Joe, Sleepy Creepy Joe
GW Bush -The Bush Original
Jed Bush - Low Energy Jeb
Bill Clinton - Wild Bill
Hillary Clinton - Crooked Hillary, Heartless Hillary, Lyin’ Hillary
James Comey - Slimeball, Slippery, Shady
Al Franken - Al Frankenstein
James Mattis - Mad dog, moderate dog
Barack Obama  - Cheatin’ Obama
Nancy Pelosi - Crazy Nancy
Bernie Saunders - Crazy Bernie, the Nutty Professor
Jeff Sessions - Mr. Magoo, Dumb Southerner
Elizabeth Warren - Pocahontas
Kim Jong-un - Rocketman
Steve Bannon - Sloppy Steve
Ann Coulter - Wacky Nut Job
Mark Cuban - Dopey Mark
Bette Midler - Washed up Psycho

Of course, everything is fair in love and war, and I so am thrilled to report that name-calling also works in both directions. As disgusted as I am by Trump’s shameless mouth, I am equally delighted by the names that others have called him. I know that this is not something to be proud of, but…

Some of the name-calling directed at Trump makes fun of his unique hairdo and hair colour but he does not lack other targets relative to his demeanor and behavior. Many of the names below were invented by late-night talk show hosts. He has been called the following names since he started the competition:

Cheeto Jesus, in reference to his hair and pomposity
Angry Creamsicle
Captain Chaos
Cadet Bone Spurs, for his military exemption reason
Orange Julius
Rome Burning in Man Form
Screaming Carrot Demon
World’s Greatest Troll, when his coiffure is windblown
Godzilla with Less Foreign Policy Experience
Tangerine Tornado
Creep Throat
Trumplethinskin (I like this one)
Tiny Hand Sir
Drumpf
F-kface von Clownstick

I trust that no one from the FBI or CIA checks my blogs for inappropriate content. If they do, I just want to let them know that I am really one of the Demented Doofus’s biggest supporters in Canada and would never stoop to call him a demeaning nickname!